While you’re at it: avert your eyes!

While this entry is not strictly according to the guidelines (i.e., no inherently healthful aerobic activities being forbidden), the juxtaposition between sign and environment more than makes up for it.

First, the sign:

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I love how the individual Municipal Codes are identified under each proscribed behavior.

While my favorite outdoor activities are not implicitly forbidden, “No Trespassing” can be understood to cover walking, cycling, and hiking — bottom line, don’t do anything here.

And what are these ominous commandments protecting?

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A green rectangle begging for trespassing and/or loitering.